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Trolling

The act of searching for abnormally short men with body shapes akin to trolls. Trolling is done by single urban women wearing fanciful outfits in order to win the eye of the shortest male possible.

Because of the troll's lack of height, striking shoes are of the utmost importance.

Footnote: Trolling is enhanced by warm weather and latin music.
Mary: Let's dress up and go trolling on Union.

Katherine: We should go to the Marina- it's teeming with trolls!

Andre: And, it's the perfect weather to get raped! Count me in!
by DrDrea September 29, 2011
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Tootsie Trolling

Handing out tootsie rolls, the most inferior of all candy, on Halloween.
Jimothy: I heard that house over there is tootsie trolling the trick or treaters!

Bobert: Let's egg their house and slash their tires!
by Johanne "leap leap" Silver October 31, 2011
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Anti-Trolling

1. When you stand up to trolls by using their own tactics against them-- petty insults, sarcasm, twisting words, in an attempt to 'troll them back'.

2. When you PRETEND to stand up to trolls --- but your actual motive is to encourage flame wars and mistrust in general... by labeling an innocent poster as a troll and getting other posters to believe the label is true, so they turn against the falsely-accused.

3. Anti-trolling, ultimately, is just another form of trolling. However 'well intentioned' a so-called anti-troll claims to be, ultimately anti-trolling only gives a troll even MORE of the negative attention he craves, and encourages more posters to get angrier at each other, for stupider reasons.
My anti-trolling has left the board in shambles!!!
by Ryan Leroy June 29, 2014
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trolling idiot

1) Anyone who engages a troll intentionally or unintentionally, sometimes starting a flamewar. The people who react to a troll are trolls themselves. After all, if no one engaged the troll nothing would happen. There would be no trolls if there were no trolling idiots to engage them and feed them.

2) Anyone who feeds a troll.
Did you see those trolling idiots bashing the newb for posting badly?
by Banhammer Time March 27, 2008
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Trolling

not making a single shot during a game of beer pong forcing you to sit under the table and drink every drink handed to you
Bro, you've been trolling the whole game!
by bigred1990 July 18, 2011
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trolling

being an annoying asshole, sometimes intentional. Can be demonstrated via verbal means, texting, or the internet
Person 1: Jack is such a jerk!

Person 2: Yeah he's trolling mad hard
by Jack "trolling" Crowder November 28, 2010
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trolling

Hanging one's penis out of the back of a moving vehicle, in the pursuit of poonany, much like fishing.
by bowtie bob October 5, 2007
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