The Downtown Treatment

If you are ever in your City's downtown section, and every creepey motherfucker has left their cave and is there with you- You are getting the downtown treatment. This lovely expeirence not only seems to happen right when you make it downtown, but feels fucking timed for it.

Lots of weirdos + One place = The downtown treatment.

I was trying to make it to house of imports today, and got stopped by two cops, one drunk shoeshine guy, three gangbangers, and a seriously pissed of homeless dude. Feels like the downtown treatment to me.

by P.s.1.isdoomedsuckers December 9, 2008

Sewerage Treatment

the act of shitting on a mate's face then proceeding to clean it up by pissing it off

My girlfriend let me give her the sewerage treatment last night... she is a terrible person.

by Peter North and Friends March 5, 2009

the royal treatment

Right before male ejaculation while receiving dome, forcefully feed that bitch a shot of Crown Royal and BOOM! Tell her to swish around and enjoy!

Julie is such a cunt bag that she asked me when I was going to start treating her like the princess she is. I quickly responded with the Royal Treatment, and now she doesn't bitch anymore.

by King Balls February 23, 2008

Trivial Treatment

To spit in the face of someone who has just either blatantly disrespected you in public or in front of friends. Said person who's face is now covered in spit does nothing to harm or hurt the person who spit. Just curses and states "me and all my boys are going to fuck you up" while backing away

hey brotha, you missed it yesterday. Some kid pushed johnny and broke his cig. Johnny gave that bitch the Trivial Treatment.

by Taxon July 26, 2011

rose treatment

when you take a rose and brush it on your womans cleavage and inner thys until she wants to fuck then you punish fuck her in the butt, yelling obsenities and whipping her with the rose

that rose treatment left me welts u dick

by vermillion May 31, 2004

breathing treatment

A cigarette break, usually outside.

Harry is out having his breathing treatment.

by kazmisan October 22, 2009

Spoors Treatment

n. When a person is at their most patronising and condecending, whilst being hypocritical at every given moment. People who utilise the Spoors Treatment tend to be pencil-skirt wearing facists, often in controlling jobs i.e. radio producer or Media Studies teacher. Often confused with Bowe Treatment or Cain Treatment.

Person often uses certain linguistic tatics and utterances to increase her overall power and/or overbearing presence in the room.

Person one: Hello, you're quite late!

Person two: Of course I'm late! I am a very busy person! Have you done your homework yet? How about your class work? And your coursework, where is that? I have no time for incompetence.

Person one: Okay, okay, don't give me the Spoors Treatment!

by snodawg January 6, 2006