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Telephone Tourette's

Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined stupidities
Did you hear Don cursing at his caller today?
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today
by Lollercycle October 4, 2008
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tourette's hand

A disorder which causes sudden and uncontrollable hand tics and movements
by Urban dictionary theater July 25, 2014
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Internet Tourettes

A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.

Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."

2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023
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Cap-Tourettes

When you are talking on some form of chat, (messenger, icq, talk, chatroom etc) and you accidentally hit the caps-lock key and don't notice before sending the message. (Caps in chat means that you are shouting)
Analogous to how someone with Tourette's syndrome will randomly yell (and often swear) in the middle of what they are saying.
Sally: Hey how are you?
Tom: I am good.
Tom: Have you heard about JAMES'S NEW CAR
Sally: Yeah, its not that big a deal.
Sally: Why are you yelling about it?
Tom: oops sorry Cap-Tourettes
Tom: my bad
by DarcyThomas February 21, 2009
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Toilet Tourettes

Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.
What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.

“Ah Toilet Tourettes
by thedangersofboredom July 7, 2021
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apple tourettes

The stream of expletives caused when trying to do what should be a simple task on itunes
It has taken so long to try to add music using itunes that i developed a bad case of apple tourettes
by Rachox August 8, 2015
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acapella tourette's

Uncontrolable spastic movements that acapella group members make while performing.
That beatboxer's acapella tourette's are really out of control this semester.
by Dumbanddumber September 4, 2011
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