Snow Tourettes

The action of keep looking out of the window when expecting snow, or when someone says its snowing. Becomes an automatic reaction after a while, hence Snow Tourettes.

Hey, why do you keep looking out of the window. Have you got Snow Tourettes?

by miggimoo December 2, 2010

Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.

J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.

by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019

Artificial Tourette's

I call Artificial Tourette's the random impulse to say a quote from a movie, show , meme, or even just do something that doesn't make sense for no reason no matter how retarded it is. Like normal Tourette's but you don't have Tourette's. For example, you may be in a real shitty situation or something shitty just happened and you say "Bruh" in a very obnoxious way, like the meme. There you go, Artificial Tourette's.

Friend #1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a durag"
Friend #2: Why do you keep. . . saying that?
Friend #1: Idk bro, this song (Homoflexual ugh ugh) really speaks to me. . .
Friend#2: . . . You have Artificial Tourette's
Friend#1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a dura-" Oh uh. . . yeah
Friend#2: . . .

by The Cum Sniper February 15, 2021

hangxiety tourettes

When the hangxiety is so bad that your body has uncontrolled physical reactions to the cringe and embarrassment that you feel while being haunted by all the stupid shit your drunk alter ego did. Most commonly appears as a quick head shake + flinch combo — your body is trying to shake that atrocious thought right out of your head.

“Dude why are you twitching so much”

“Ah it’s the hangxiety tourettes”

by Shrek5ever April 1, 2023

reload tourettes

While playing a game like COD Zombies, you reload after shooting only one bullet while there are 59 bullets still in the clip.

Jackson: I have to reload.
Carson: You literally shot 2 bullets, you don't need to.
Jackson: I know, I have reload tourettes.

by ThatDude998 January 20, 2017

tourette's hand

A disorder which causes sudden and uncontrollable hand tics and movements

Jeffrey has Tourette's hand

by Urban dictionary theater July 25, 2014

Internet Tourettes

A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.

Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.

1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."

2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."

by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023