The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice

the above ho aka me

by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003

Took it like a marine

Throwing a grenade at somebody who thinks you're an idiot.

Get down, that comment/response you just made, he/she took it like a marine again! It's not safe to stand up to him/her at this time! Just stay in your protective, defensive shell until its safe!

by Solid Mantis July 25, 2020

Took his final shit.

A humorous way of saying he died. When people die they void their bowels. thus when one dies, they take their final shit.

After years of debauchery and self-degredation, Jacko took his final shit.

by your mom's buttplug April 11, 2011

chalen took

Man who takes a girls virginity with a small penis and doesn't pop her cherry.

Did you do a Chalen Took on that trick

by Jay PoseyDatDude13 July 9, 2016

Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.

Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.

by BigJD3 November 3, 2023

Took a shit on Bob

A rare vulgar term where in 29088029183901828391283.1 chance someone gets shat on and his name is Bob.

*paul shits on bob*
Paul: Took a shit on Bob.
bob: Ducking you.

by I'm on MISERY! November 23, 2023

Took

To have sex with. Many say this after having sex or while dirty talking someone after such activities.

Present tense: Taking

Boy #1: Dude, Taylor totally took my c0ck so deep last night.
Boy #2: Isn’t Taylor a guy? That’s kinda gay.
Boy #1: Whatever. Still a tight hole. He might be taking be again tonight.

by Animation cowboy December 26, 2023