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Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis
Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
by cucchiebug June 8, 2018
mugGet the Took a bulletmug.

Tooks

Similar to “pookie” tooks involves the words pookie and toosh.

Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.
See you later tooks”
I love you tooks”
by Eolhcm September 25, 2023
mugGet the Tooksmug.

tooke

Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."

Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023
mugGet the tookemug.

tooks

can be the nonstandard plural form of the past tense of the verb take
Emily and Elizabeth just tooks off their jackets.
by bluestinger66 November 22, 2023
mugGet the tooksmug.

Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.
Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.
by BigJD3 November 3, 2023
mugGet the Tookmug.

Took it like a marine

Throwing a grenade at somebody who thinks you're an idiot.
Get down, that comment/response you just made, he/she took it like a marine again! It's not safe to stand up to him/her at this time! Just stay in your protective, defensive shell until its safe!
by Solid Mantis July 25, 2020
mugGet the Took it like a marinemug.

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