the above ho aka me
by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003

Similar to “pookie” tooks involves the words pookie and toosh.
Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.
Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.
by Eolhcm September 25, 2023

Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.
Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
by cucchiebug June 8, 2018

Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."
Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."
Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023

by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023

Dan: Hey Sam, Did you know the song Rapper's Delight only took one take, for one track?
Sam: ......One take. Only one take. Rapper's Delight only took one take.. one... just one.
Sam: ......One take. Only one take. Rapper's Delight only took one take.. one... just one.
by Pimpdaddy88 December 3, 2018

When you get robbed in front of girls for X amount of money and the people that robbed you take your balls and put it on a trophy case
by Jazz6969 August 14, 2020
