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Meat Toilet

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.
The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.
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Toilet Zombie

What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.
by Night of the Living Deuce April 28, 2014
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Toilet Wrinkles

The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.
* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."
by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017
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emotional toilet

someone who you take emotional dump s on.

someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better

that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
emma:man my life sucks
joey:stop using me as your emotional toilet!
emma:sorry
by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011
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Toilet Noodle

Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.
I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!

It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
by Atomic-Tom December 19, 2010
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toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
by Joe Co June 24, 2008
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Skibidi Toilet

A YouTube show made for people at the age of 0-8.
Skibidi toilet is not funny and has no lore once so ever. It is legitimately just a toilet.
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