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douchebag

a 12 year old boy trying to impress his mother but trapped in a grown man's body.
that douchebag kept winking at my girlfriend while doing his karaoke cover of One Direction.
by cunninglinguistnyc January 14, 2015
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Douchebag

Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.
Stacy: Omg, Luke is so hot!
Me: He’s such a douchebag though.
Stacy: UGH! I hate douchebags!
by matilda <3 September 11, 2020
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douchebag

exactly like a douche or a douche bag, they irritate my vagina. dont want them even close to it.
Douchebag, she not flirting with others to make you jealous.
by Now March 18, 2012
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douchebag

Someone who wears their subglasses backwards in their head
Look at Ben,
He looks like such a douchebag
by Yoooooiiooiiiii August 10, 2015
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Douchebag

L-O-L Look at Helder lifting weight, he's a total douchebag
Bob- I know right.
by WankyMasterWankingHisDick December 7, 2013
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Douchebag

An individual with no true inner substance who uses their undeserved advantages in life to feed there desperate need for validation by focusing on the undeserved weakness pain and deficiencies of others who were born at a disadvantage . Generally terrified of direct confrontation. Travels in groups. Puffing themselves up through sick and twisted forms of ego gratification. Usually projecting a weak incomplete and egocentric paradigm upon others in a closed loop of corrupt and worthless logic always resulting in a net negative outcome which they refuse to recognize. Parasitic in nature and in need of correction.
by Jose Incognito August 20, 2022
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Douchebag

"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."
by Ajent123 August 26, 2013
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