Trunk steak

frozen steak sold door-to-door, usually from the trunk of a disreputable-looking salesman's car.

A shady-looking salesman came into my work today trying to sell me some nasty frozen trunk steak!

by nagemnoodlum February 16, 2012

Shit-steak

Something that is generally good, such as steak, that is shitty for some reason.

"I left a chocolate bar in my hot car and it turned into shit-steak."

"Lets go out and party!"
*gets arrested for public intoxication*
"Well that night turned into shit-steak."

by Fordtuff June 25, 2018

Steak stain

The moist part of your anus that is always itchy and must be smelt after scratching

Also the part of your arse that looks like it’s had 12 minutes on the sunbed

Fuck me my steak stain is itchy

by Wiggle sniffer December 4, 2021

Pink steak

When in reference to cunnilingus; a vagina that would be considered A+ in appearance, texture, color, aroma and moisture level. A true prize for the connoisseur of oral sex.

Joe ate Sally's pink steak.

by DITCH CREEK OUTFITTERS LLC September 30, 2016

raunchy steak

a steak that looks and smells sketchy and tough (hence coming from a dead cow) but tastes great.

He had a really raunchy steak but everybody wanted a piece of his meat.

by apebutt June 19, 2011

wagyu steak

A type of steak over used by the English YouTube group “Eboys”.

Another wagyu steak

by Blasfemia March 2, 2021

Pump Steak

The act of love when done with someone for which you have no desire. Implies that the sex is impersonal, fast and hard.

Aww man look at your one I'd only pump steak into her.

by Gonzo Punch May 3, 2009