Genital Slurpees

Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.

Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.

Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.

Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!

by Stoney69 January 27, 2019

Inspector Genital

The person in a community who is the chief advocate to ban transgender people from using the bathroom that matches their gender identity, but rather their biological status at birth. This is the self-appointed person who, through their argument, pushes for some form of inspection to make sure peoples genitals match the sign on the bathroom door. This is similar to an Inspector General of a government division.

Jim Minnery of Alaska has been fighting so hard to stop transgender people from using intimate facilities that match their gender, he is the Inspector Genital of Alaska.

by akconstant February 16, 2020

"Newhart" genitals-introduction

Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."

Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.

by QuacksO June 22, 2020

GENITAL TENGO

Results of what happens when two consenting adults allow their private parts to dance cause it takes two to do it

GENITAL TENGO

by JIMBOC2005 October 16, 2020

GENITAL TENGO

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like patrick swayze

Khleo and itsmisscee Genital tengo till dawn falled

by JIMBOC2005 October 16, 2020

Genital Brain

People who always think about sex or think with their genital.

A: He screwed up the deal by sleeping with his boss's wife.

B: Well, he was using his genital brain!

by JSLC May 27, 2017

Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017