TikTok

The sound a clock makes when the minute hand gets stuck and explodes

Clock: TikTok
Clock: *explodes*
Hour hand: What the heck
Hour hand: *explodes*
Me: I hate tiktok
Me: *goes on computer*
Me: *sees tiktok ad*
TikTok ad: get TikTok ,the best video app in the world!
TikTok is completely free and it has awsome notifications every day!
Get TikTok, or you will regret this.
GET TIKTOK, OR ESLSE YOU WILL DIE OF BOREDOM!!!
Me: I will die of boredom just watching this stup*d ad
TikTok Staff: Comes into my house and destroys it

Me: *opens telephone* and then calls 911
Police: Comes here and drags the tiktok staff into jail
TikTok Staff: Wah wah wah and says it like a baby

by laser_fox March 12, 2021

TikTok

A very cringe place where you loose braincells

DAMN! TIKTOK IS SO FUCKIN CRINGE THAT I LOST SO MANY BRAINCELLS!!

by Princess Karen January 20, 2022

Tiktok

The most unfunny and cringe app that single handedly ruined Gen Z, nothing else needs to be said.

Cringe aesthetic girl: OMFJGFDDFGJD I LOVE TIKTOK SKSKSKKSAFDNAFAAFAMFAFN PERIODT SIS NO❤
Anyone with a functioning brain: Please shut the fuck up you cringe and unfunny piece of sub-human garbage.
Cringe aesthetic girl: i- you- wow- i- OMFFFGGGG CANCELLLED HASJSADFBSDFSFSFJS JSJSJSJSSJSJS

by idc about your opinion January 7, 2021

Tiktok

It will ruin ur life.

1. Tiktok is ruining my life.
2. Tiktok is taking over me, I don't like it.
3. Tiktok is goes the clock, it's how much time you wasted on that app.
4. Tiktok is a bad habit, stop it now.

by Me bois March 22, 2021

TikTok

A place for memes to live and furry’s .A place for people with no lives

Hey bro did u see that girl on TikTok . “ yeah she’s a meme now”

by Rainbow kitty101 March 23, 2019

TikTok

An app that was called into existence by an unmerciful god. This is a place where middle schoolers and high school freshmen lip sync, dance, and overall try to act sexy all set to lame trash music. You can imagine how cringe this is. If your a girl, you MUST wear small tight fitting clothing that doesn’t cover your stomach (this is a requirement) and shows off your ass and tits, even if your 12. You also must apply about ten thousand pounds of make up and at least ten filters. Also consider a script and drinking a few shots before filming. If your a dude, you cannot wear a shirt, you must bite your lip, male puppy dog eyes, and try to make your hair look semi cute. Also consider snorting a line of coke before you film, and oh yeah, your gonna want a script. I’m sure your just cringing at the thought of it.

Joe: “Yeah I just downloaded TikTok, it’s pretty sweet, yo you wanna see my first vid.”
Bob: “Yes, hello officer, yeah I’d like to place a restraining order.”

by Falcon2004 December 31, 2019

TikTok

An absolute aids video sharing app that you found off YouTube, but now when you download it for a funny joke you actually enjoy it.It’s bursting full of thots like a fucking black widow spider egg

You’ll probably see more skin on there then at your middle school dance

“Man that TikTok you sent me last night was funny

by Sub2Derpyogurtoruwilldie December 9, 2019