Trumping

When you hook up with a girl, sneak out after she falls asleep, and have a friend who is dressed fully in a suit (or tux) replace you. When she wakes up next the next morning the friend must look her in the eye, point at her, and say "You've been Trumped, bitch." His testicles may, or may not, be exposed at this point.

Joe Biden: "Been Trumping bitches since them schoolyard days. Where's my goddamn Nobel Peace Prize?"

by DJ Bryguy make them girls cry September 24, 2012

thumpin' good

term used to describe a perfectly seasoned watermelon. Made famous by Cas Walker in 70's ad campaign for local supermarket chain in East Tennessee.

Those watermelons were sweat and crisp...mmmm...thumpin' good!

by evinrude115 October 20, 2010

Thumbing

Where you caress objects new to you with your thumb to evaluate the roughness of the surface.

Joe was thumbing metal to feel the roughness of it .

by Nimbemagee June 3, 2018

Thumbing

Punishing your significant other by inserting your thumb in her ass without warning. A technique that is crude, but effective. See also, ad hoc.

Thumbing--She wouldn't get ready to leave, so I thumbed her so she would get out the door.

by Bleeding Blue January 16, 2009

Trumping

To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.

Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.

by Shuaman November 24, 2016

Thumbing it in

Using your thumb to help pleasure a woman cause you can't get it up.

Mart had to much to drink and couldn’t get aroused. So he didn’t disappoint the lady he used his thumb to help get it up there (thumbing it in).

"Like trying to push a Marshmallow into a piggy bank."

"You’ve got it!"

by scratch_nasty November 2, 2011

TrUmPINg

Selling the soul of America to Russia

POTUS45 was trumping again when he took no action against Putin's bounty on American soldiers.

by surivano June 27, 2020