thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons

Jeff; soo what do u do with all them thong-Dollaz?
Hooker; Store em sumwhere no-one will ever find em
Jeff; Are they In your pants?
Hooker; DAMNIT!, i meeeeannn nooo

by GAZI WAZI December 10, 2008

thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons. Often used in a derogatory fashion.

"Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible."

First used in the web-comic Questionable Content

by A. Jackson December 10, 2008

De-Thong

What one does after a long day at a dance competition. When sitting down for dinner one does not want their thong up their butt, so they politely remove themselves from the table by saying they must go "de-thong". An action for the sake of comfort and relief.

"My oh my I am tired from that full day of dancing, and this dinner looks delicious, but I really must go de-thong - excuse me for just one moment."

by MT31 November 20, 2013

Yen Thong

It's a girl who loves talking to guys every day who is a green tea bitch.

Texting everydays is yen thong daily lives

by Greentea 995 November 24, 2021

Foot Thong

2011-forward name for flip flops.

"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"

"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!

"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".

by jeffstick May 18, 2011

Ninja thong

A ninja thong is a thong that you have to pay really close attention to see but it's almost impossible

Guy 1: Damn, I don't think Lucy is wearing anything under her dress not even a thong!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!

by handlesandle December 27, 2014

Half Thong

A loop of elastic & spandex fabric that wraps around one hip, between buttocks, and covers your junk. The loop can also be longer and go over one shoulder instead of the hip. Essentially a Half-Mankini (A Half Body Thong). A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; a pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a half thong to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014