Fuck thistle

When all hope has been lost in humanity and the person in front of you has committed the most utmost stupidity compared to the slime on a Pap smear

That stupid driver cut me off. What a fuck thistle

by Bikemike2015 December 8, 2021

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.

I Tommy Thistled myself last night.

by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

Tommy Thistle

When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.

Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!

by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023

Adolf Tittler

A dude that touches way too many tiddies

Yeah, James is Adolf Tittler, he touched more than 12 tiddies today

by hackmaschin-3000 January 1, 2024

Cock thistle

A person named James

James is a cock thistle

by MRHYDE124 March 25, 2024

thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 7, 2021