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Chronic traveler

- An almost frantic compulsion to travel the world, exploring the most depressed, off-the-beaten-track destinations in an attempt to broaden horizons, gain a deeper understanding of those less fortunate, and generally feel better about yourself, and your egalitarian worldliness.

- Seeking out various backwater and Third World locales in which to spend your valued vacation time, as a way to slum, learn and feed your self important elitism.

- A vacationer more apt to sleep on a dirt floor in Senegal than a bed at the Hotel Le Meurice.

- See also cultural slumming, safariist, and being on safari.
Sally Backpacker, an obsessed chronic traveler, planned out this summer's itinerary, making sure to hit Bhutan, Equatorial Guinea and Malawi, with a return trip through Bangladesh.
by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009
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shrub of chronic

A small nugglet of chronic left in yo bag.
I'm hiding the shrub of chronic I have left.
by Mattacus November 22, 2006
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Chronic McFiddleberry

a person who sits in a bath tub naked with no water and tech-decks with mini skateboards and does various grinds and/or slides on his own wing-wang (the dangler, wiener, ballsncock, brad pitt)
"dude, i totally caught james being a chronic mcfiddleberry last night!"
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something chronic

The persistent or reoccurring action of anything.
"Dude, what happened to your nails?"

"I can't help it, I've been chewing on them something chronic"
by Puddscupp April 23, 2017
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Chronic blunt

The life changing blunt, it changes your whole perspective on life and makes all your mental and physical pain go away. It usually contains a mix of some of the finest types of weeds there are, and are rolled into the fattest blunt ever.
"I think I will run for president." Thanks Chronic blunt.
by Anchovie96 April 7, 2011
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chronic bachelor

When a male keeps fucking other women but he won't marry them and he has a lot of women in his house
Jerry has salicia, ebony, aaliyah, and bonitta in his house and fucks them all but won't have a real relationship with at least one of them... He is a chronic bachelor
by Nana_kali May 4, 2015
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chronic craigslister

Someone that lists the same item for sale on Craigslist over and over and over!
Geez... I get sick of reading the same "chronic craigslister" ads on craigslist. I wish they would quit posting the same ad over and over.
by Lo-rettie W September 9, 2009
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