Monsters serving in the Underworld Army under Medusa, and later Hades. Their head is a giant piece of tempura shrimp with a single eye. They cast a spell that turns you into a piece of tempura shrimp with legs, whereupon their eye becomes a mouth and they chase you down, eating you if they catch you.
Huh? What the heck is that?!
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.
It's a Tempura Wizard!
A Tempura Whatzard?
If he deep-fries you, keep your distance. One bite, and you'll be finished!
Well, that's a step up from eggplant, I guess. No... not really.
by Senator Lemonsnout March 14, 2015
A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.
by The Worst Word Maker March 22, 2015
The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
by Raptorcocksucker July 01, 2013
The Wizard of Oz is a movie classic. It's the most watched family movie of all times.
The Wizard of Oz opened in theaters on August 25, 1939 and has since became the best- loved movie in history.
The Wizard of Oz opened in theaters on August 25, 1939 and has since became the best- loved movie in history.
by Siskel/Ebert June 30, 2023
When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.
Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
by MarmiteMagician December 12, 2015
by Hkquin August 19, 2013
One who's trap game is so strong, they disappear before getting caught up. One could also put it as ballin' so hard mothaf#%^as wanna find me. Locally known in parts of San Antonio area as pulling "A Chris."
Og: "yo see that red Impala creepin by?"
Youngsta: "who is that guey?"
Og: "he's a trap wizard foo', always trappin' never catchin' chain"
Youngsta: "who is that guey?"
Og: "he's a trap wizard foo', always trappin' never catchin' chain"
by Trap Wizzard August 27, 2015