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The Antelope Valley

Here are some fun facts about the Antelope Valley:
1. The AV is a bedroom community for LA.

2. There is nothing to do in the AV except A) Go to the mall B) Go to the movies or C) Eat
3. In the AV there are lots of druggies, low class people, wannabe thugs, gang members, judgmental old people, idiots walking around in pajama bottoms and not only at your local Walmart, everywhere.

4. Homelessness and poverty are very common in the AV
5. In the AV you either work in Aerospace, retail, or suffer through extreme boredom
6. Afroman is from Palmdale

7. If you're dating someone, DO NOT I repeat DO NOT tell them you're from the AV because if they find out you will never hear from them again.
8. You can't fill up your gas tank without being harassed by people begging for money
9. In the AV, everyone is a flake or will be in the near future.

10. It is extremely hard to find a job in the Antelope Valley
11. Do not live on the East side of Lancaster or Palmdale. Just don't. Also don't live here if you're a liberal. You're gonna have a bad time.
12. All of the Antelope in the Antelope Valley were killed off by dumbass meth-addicted hicks.

13. People only live in the AV because houses are affordable
14. The Antelope Valley is a dumping ground for sex offenders and prisoners from LA. (Google sex offender maps for lancaster and palmdale)
15. The city council is corrupt
If the Aerospace industry shuts down or moves the Antelope Valley will likely die off.
by awesomepossum1990 October 13, 2013
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Wreake Valley

School in Syston, looks like a prison and has psychadellic carpets upstairs from the 70s, with BigMac at the helm. Still awesome even though the green doors are basically time portals back to when Donovan was in the charts and Mr. Booth was a hippy, rather than Ozzy Osbourne.
Well done Dr. Barrie, who cares if you use foul language during a first aid demonstation - awesome!!!
by Dan April 21, 2005
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grain valley

Little whores who think they are so much better than everyone, they bully people till they have depression and anxiety. They think they are so rich if they go to north and poor if they go to south. They are stuck up little bitches
So you go to grain valley

Yeah?

Which one?
North

Oh, stuck up bullying Bitch
by Imawhoreatgv May 9, 2018
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gwynedd valley

a very rich, mostly jewish neigborhood. most kids attend private schools. all houses in gwynedd valley are a couple million. everyone drives insanely expensive cars. each house has acres of land. many have pools and/or tennis courts.
do u live in gwynedd valley?
yeh, WOW
by mhmmmmmmmmmmhm October 17, 2008
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putnam valley

a rural town located about 1 hour north of new york city. there is absolutely nothing to do here except smoke weed outside delis and walk around aimlessly. the town is run by morons constantly brag about how great pv is.

10% goobers
15% white trash
25% potheads/alcoholics
50% delirious old people

and 100% bored-ass individuals.
goober: putnam valley is the most bootiful town in the world...look at dem purdy lakes.

white trash: yo niqquh I wished I still lived in the bronx

potheads/alcoholics: lets go blow some trees and then buy beer at the deli bro.

old people: no school budget!
by thisdudeoverhere August 18, 2011
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Scalley Valley

a term used when talking about Merrimack Valley High School; referring to Merrimack Valley as scum
by hahahaha75 January 28, 2011
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Valley Joe

Slang term for Vallejo, home to famous bay area rappers mac dre (rip), e-40, turf talk, ect. A key city to the hyphy movement
Shit, I didn't know e-40 hails from the Valley Joe
by Adub721 January 21, 2009
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