Texas Twister

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.

I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.

by awagg July 11, 2011

brain twister

a proposition, thing or problem that is so complicated that one cannot solve or steer clear of it easily however hard one tries; a very difficult problem

The boy is so weak in mathematics that he regards even simple mathematical problems as brain twisters.

by uttam maharjan February 8, 2010

tasmanian twister

When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.

At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.

by Gordon Romero January 2, 2008

weed twister

A garden tool for pulling weeds with a long handle and two coiled tines.

She used the weed twister to pull out her runaway crab grass.

by RayCruzer July 14, 2008

Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.

He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.

by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010

The Russian Twister

A dance move involving Vladimir Putin.

Adam: Hey, do you know how to do The Russian Twister?
Caleb: Oh yeah, its where Vladimir Putin-deez nuts in your mouth.

by ligmaballllls August 28, 2018

Trenton Twister

A sexual act that involves a family member and a bottle of Mt. Dew. One person takes a large gulp of Mt. Dew and gets on top. While riding, the person then begins to rotate on the dick and starts spitting out the Mt. Dew.

Richard Jones sighed when Pitman asked him what happened to the trailer park. “Damn Trenton Twister.....no survivors” said Jones.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020