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The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
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Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025
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Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
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torch

Originally used as a word for a portable battery-powered electric lamp. But can also mean "fuck"
Holy torch! I just won a million dollars from a lottery!
by TORCH_man June 27, 2023
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plasma torching

this is next level gas lighting at its finest. gaslighting generally referring to a one on one or orchestrating multiple flying monkeys at one target . . Plasma torching is where there are multiple targets with multiple motives all happening at the same time and place . this orchestration isnt just for Hollywood anymore .
Joan had worked the committee into such a frenzy by the time the board meeting ,committee members couldnt regroup from the plasma torching Joan had crafted .
by highplainsdrifter February 7, 2022
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Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.
Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?
by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020
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backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times
Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.
by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014
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