by 3y3s0nth314nd0nly__Gen4 November 8, 2023

Im so slumped, im coming up from the bottom.
by trevbbg March 8, 2024

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.
As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS
Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.
by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

When Miki and Imaya significantly dropped skill and choked their last season-- while watching underclassman succeed.
by aszdfxcghvjbn April 13, 2019

When someone has an average to below average sized penis that has a slight and ever so gentle curve to left.
Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.
by king_kongman12 March 20, 2017

by Tr3y mann February 5, 2018
