boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 2, 2023

Slab

A slab is basically a side hoe. Or one of many hoes.

I got lots of slabs on the side. (I got lots of hoes on the side.)

by Heather Sterling September 18, 2016

Cum Slab

A frozen slab of cum that has been in the freezer for two days and the female that is horny takes it out and sucks on it like a popsickle.

Jessica finally took our cum slab out of her fridge and ate it because she was horny and we are out of town.

by Ihateniggers72 November 9, 2016

slabbed out

a slab is comparable to a hoe, thot, swoop, pass-arround. A bitch with no morals when it comes to sex, she'll suck the whole team and let all the homies fuck.

Person A: *Shows a picture of a bad ass bitch on insta from the city*
Person B: Damn, she bad asf. Who that is?
Person A: That lil slab I used to fuck last summer.
Person B: Oh! that's the Jessica you was talking 'bout. I knew that bitch was slabbed out.

by Pensacola Definer January 22, 2021

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.

Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.

by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024