L A Santa

12 years old tomorrow, wish him happy birthday, also likes Evan Martin and are physically, mentally and last but certainly not least, sexually attracted to one another. in other words he's gay AF

Person 1-Did u see L A SANTA
P{erson 2-Yeah, he was kissing Evan passionately
Person 1-Kinky

by Braithrussell March 31, 2019

mexican santa

A man who works 50 weeks out of the year at the donkey show in Juarez Mexico and illegally crosses the border to steal jobs from American Santa's and works for 2/3's less money and smells of tequila.

Unemployed Santa. Man that fucking Mexican Santa screwed me out of a job again. Trumps gonna fix this shit with the wall.

by Saillfish December 8, 2016

Santa Barbie

An extremely attractive model that resides in Santa Barbara and resembles a Barbie doll but even hotter. And until recently most guys didn't know her name thus creating the Santa Barbie nickname

-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion

-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB

Ryan: Dude, did you see Santa Barbie at the IV party last night? She was taking mad bong rips and shaking that tight ass of hers

Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!

Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch

Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch

Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"

by kkkcuf March 27, 2013

Santa Clausing

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.

1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.

by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016

Tierra Santa

A spanish metal band with lyrics that talk about the middle ages and mythology. In english it means "Holy Earth".

"Los diez mandamientos
La ley de su Dios
Grabada en la piedra
Con el fuego eterno
Que en cielo ardió"

--Los Diez Mandamientos

by Rayne April 28, 2005

santa cracker

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

by my bed is special October 15, 2008

Santa Ana

A city in Orange County with the 2nd largest Mexican American communities in California behind East Los also my favorite city in America. In Santa Ana has many car clubs and it's always a nice day to cruise around. Funk is never dead in this city cause people are bumping funk music in their cars while cruising. Lemme tell you this though; Santa Ana is not that ghetto yet it's no Beverly Hills either all cities have low and high income families.

Suburban rich kids from Newport Beach may talk shit about this city but when they really come down in Mcfadden or Bristol they would keep their heads down like pussies

Puro Santa Ana 714 Fuck The Rest

by BoneThugs-N-Harmony February 19, 2011