Chubby Rhino

Someone who thinks they are a unique and special unicorn when really they are nothing of the sort.

She thinks she's so special, a real unicorn. She's just a chubby rhino

by The Two Headed Dog March 16, 2019

rhino mount

Well training in the military, you go find where your sergeant major is sleeping. Aggressively open his litefighter tent, and in your stylish pt belt only. Grab the corners of his mustache and mount him like the rhino he is. Try it with your buddies and see who can stay on the longest!

This one time at xctc my buddy and I ate some of the sergeant majors Starburst. Then decided to go see which one of us can rhino mount him the longest

by Special_mason June 18, 2017

rhino ring

Large arse, the size of a rhinoceros's backside.

''Did you see the rhino ring on Suzi tonight? Any bigger and she won't get through the door''.

by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016

rhino raped

When someone runs up behind you grabs your shoulders and jams their knee up your ass, or makes a fist and gives you an upper cut into your ass

Jesus, dude I just got rhino raped on the way to Trig

by DerektheDude September 26, 2006

golden rhino

When you put on a condom, then urinate, then engage in vaginal sex

"I had to pee before we had sex in her car, but she said that she wanted a golden rhino, so I went for it"

by BattleDuck23 January 08, 2017

smothered rhino

A sexual position where the balls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the penis sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)

"My boyfriend and I went to the zoo yesterday but I didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home."

by DrinkToThis September 10, 2009

rhino chron

the real deal holyfield a.k.a. the white rhino #5, 70% indica / 30% sativa, similar high to G-13.

"Yo Setti did you get your hands on the rhino chron."

by Jimmy Jammer April 29, 2003