soggy pears

A pussy that is constantly moist.

Dam that girl got some soggy pears.

by Fistmybumhole March 23, 2016

looking peared

saying someone isnt particularly attractive and looks lke god did something wroung while making them

'DAMN!! That girl is looking peared!'
meaning 'that girl is sooo goddam ugly'

by Donkid October 11, 2008

Hu-Pear

When a persons bottom half is larger then the top half of their body, achieving the appearance of a human pear.

That hu-pear got back for days.

by N1ghtshad3 September 14, 2018

Salty pear

When someone eats a girl out after getting creampied.

That salty pear was juicy AF.

by Burrywood May 09, 2024

Stu pear day

11th of April we celebrate stu pear day!

Wow it's stu pear day today

by Rizlas009 April 11, 2023

dis pear

A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")

Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?

by amogusamoguseverywhere June 11, 2021

Mega pear

A woman who has massive thick thighs, legs hips and ass. Her upper body from head to the start of her tummy is average. A circumference of at least 6 feet around her body.

I was at Walmart getting groceries. This woman waddled by me , she was a mega pear !

by Herman Hairdo December 23, 2021