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beardo the man 

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
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House the Manister Man 

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)
House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.

you're the man now dog

Silly piece of dialog spoken by Sean Connery in the movie Finding Forrester that gets stuck in your head everytime you hear it.
Before the movie began, some wiseass shouted "You're the man now, dog!" in a Scottish accent and cracked up the audience.

Dan The Man 

A guy that's good in bed, despite a less than great appearance.
He sure looked uncool, but he was Dan The Man in bed. He fucked me all night long!
Dan The Man by H-eather! January 15, 2008

You are the man!

When a mate pulls through with some unexpected success or surprises you.
When a mate tells you about scoring a hot bird that you both know is way above your mates batting average - respond with; You are the man!
OR
When you mate scores some weed at very short notice - respond with; You are the man!
OR
When it's somebody's turn to buy a round at the bar and they upgrade to shots instead of pots of Carlton draft - respond with; You are a rich mother-fucker, but you would still be 'The Man'
You are the man! by Golf on Thursday December 22, 2010

let loose the man juice 

a saying for when you either jack off and cum or is about to jack off and cum.
When I was walking home from school and I didnt jerk off for like seven days I thought to myself, I cant wait to "let loose the man juice" when I get home.

Fuck 'The Man'

Verb
{fuhk_thuh_man}
1. To defy authority; usually a government entity or employer. However, any person, organization, group, etc. that oppresses someone may be considered "The Man."
1. I'm not going to work today because my boss is a douche-tool. I'm going to "Fuck 'The Man'".

2. I'm not going to pay my federal or state taxes because I don't think I should have to pay for other people's things or pay the government to do things I don't approve of. I'm going to "Fuck 'The Man'".