what the hoot

Another way of saying what the fuck

Person 1: I jerk off to pictures of mutilated corpses
Person 2: what the hoot

by Rambitten December 16, 2023

The Hoots and the Hurts

Diarrhea and intestinal cramps.

He's got the hoots and the hurts.

by judge dredd7 December 6, 2012

Volcano Hoot

When a girl or guy takes a toke and deepthroats while holding it in till they cant anymore then lets the smoke out on your dick before stopping the deep throat

She gives great volcano hoots
or i want a volcano hoot

by achunkoffun May 20, 2024

Hooting

To take a hit from a Vape which in this situation, is called a hoot

Here lad can i have a hoot.
Pass me the hoot.
I need to but a new hoot.
They were caught hooting in the bathroom by Mr Barry the fucking cunt

by theslaybitch December 15, 2023

Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨

You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!

by C Swift September 14, 2020

hoot

Life's great

Life's a hoot! I just won the lotto!

by thehasherslasher May 28, 2017

Hoots

Hoots is a shortened version of sweetheart. Easier to say and pretty cute.

Hi hoots. You are such a hoots. My lovely hoots.

by figgyfiggymoomoo November 15, 2018