Bitch Grass

A term defining weed that not only causes a burning iritation to the throat and lungs, but lacks potency for anyone but the weakest smokers. Smokers of Bitch Grass include: bitches, middles schoolers, and poor people.

"Man this shit is bitch grass, I smoked three bowls..I ain't even high"

by Pyrocrazyman September 17, 2009

Grass Candle

Alternative name for a joint

"Has anyone seen Zach recently?"
"No, he must be smashing off the grass candles"

by Jimslimson March 03, 2016

sharni grass

a sexy beast that every one loves

"i really like sharni... you know sharni grass"
"reeowww"

by britneys girl May 29, 2008

grass top

When somebody builds a house in Minecraft out of dirt, and they leave it up for so long the dirt becomes a grass block again. Meaning the roof is a "grass top".

Jamal " Have you seen Emma? She's wearing all leather armor! "
Matt " Yeah, shes such a grass top! "

by ItsProxy June 18, 2019

Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

smoke of the grass

A way of saying "smoke pot", derived from a literal translation of the French phrase "fumer de l'herbe."

Would you like to smoke of the grass?

by Queen Buttrix November 21, 2021

Festival Grass

Grass that was once living green lawn, but has succumbed to excessive traffic or heat. If you sit on it you get covered in bits of dead grass. Typically found in Australian backyards during summer, and at music festivals.

Three days of 40 degree heat and my backyard is just festival grass.

by snozzi January 30, 2009