garlic poo

When you poo garlic out.

Garlic poo is when it comes out of your bum.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023

Garlic Knot

(1): A male individual, either by birth or other means, who is attracted to non-women
(2): An Italian.

(1)
Person 1: "You're such a garlic knot!"
Person 2: "You're just jealous of my boyfriend"

(2)
Person 1: "All the people in Italy are garlic knots"
Person 2: "Some people find that offensive"

by VolMeadow February 1, 2024

farmin' garlic

to masturbate

Chuck was embarrassed when his mom caught him farmin' garlic.

by Bryan Dark Line August 1, 2008

Garlic string

It’s used during a festive season as a mistletoe like object for people to kiss under

The garlic string hung high between the two love birds

by Professor suck my peen January 25, 2020

Garlic Butter

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018

garlic

Grim gipping rank rancid manky minging vile foul disgusting revolting stinky smelly sordid horrible hideous sickening shit people actually eat and then it oozes out of all their holes constantly for days and can be smelled from miles around.

Eww garlic's manky as shit that's been festering in a box of maggots

by MYOB you nosy bastards August 26, 2019