by thankiest thanker November 20, 2021
Verb: When a girl with a massively unshaven bikini area puts her lady parts in your face, similar to "Tea bagging" in males.
My girlfriend was getting frisky and surprised me during "No shave November" by full on Tea Carpeting me
by Salty17 November 19, 2012
by Dean July 27, 2003
Noun: A woman whose vaginal pubic hair is thorn-like (prickly), thereby inducing a fiery, rugburn like effect on the penis.
"fuck man"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"
"what?"
"I should have listened to you. I fucked the shit out of that carpet cunt last night."
"So..."
"So her prickly bush gave my dick some fucked up rug burn"
by Doorman2k11 October 27, 2011
That feeling of a dirty mouth that you have when you wake up from a night in which your mouth was open while you slept, causing it to be dry. It feels like something fuzzy has crawled into your mouth and teeth.
I woke up with carpet mouth.
by myusikah April 18, 2010
An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.
by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018
Crack Smoker, possibly of the middle-class, caucasian, club-going, loser variety. The people I heard use this expression won't actually use the word "crack", because - well...denial. It refers to the "end of the buzz" ritual of looking for leftovers to extend the party. Gross.
by Mr_Doodlebugg January 24, 2004