South American Alligator Chomp

First, venture deep into South America and find that bangin' South American girl we all dream of. Now you found her, follow these simple instructions. While receiving oral sex from your partner, stick your thing all the way down her throat. Gently cup their chin as if you were going to pick her head up and kiss her. Place the other hand just above the forehead almost as if you were going to say, "shoulda had a V8." Next, simultaneously push her jaw together in a chomping motion while your penis is still in their mouth. Finally, blow your load of bloody jizz into her mouth. There you have it, the South American Alligator Chomp.

Roscoe: I was fuckin' around in the Amazon the other day and I saw this hella fine Venezuelan bitch.

Jeremiah: You tap dat shit?

Roscoe: Nah, she just gave me the South American Alligator Chomp.

Jeremiah: Tight!

Black Man: Stop talkin like you black, nigga yo name is Jeremiah fo niggas sake.

by KaMaSuTrA xX February 9, 2009

See you later, alligator!

„See you later, alligator!“ similar to „See ya!“ is commonly used by single introverts without friends, without a life, without a job and conservative rednecks.
Please never use this.

guy 1: see you later, alligator!
guy 2: shut the fuck up, peasant

by Bertholt Brecht November 22, 2021

see you later alligator shoes

crocs. That’s it. They’re crocs.

shia LaBeouf could star in these see you later alligator shoes

by urparentsarehot August 19, 2021

Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket

First the babay shits in the girl's pussy then as he is doing this the girl does an extroadanarily hard position to sock the little boys cock while it's crapping. Then they start rolling on the ground preferrably down a large hill.

:1st person:I Hot Alabama Alligator Baby Brother Blumpy Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little baby yesterday.:2nd person:What.
:1st: Yeah Alligator Alabama Baby Brother Blumpkin Fuckhouse Pocket'd the shit outa that little kid.:2nd: Wtf is that? 1st Person: Well it's when (Recites defenition):2nd:I don't think we can see each other any more:1st: Your jealous.

by Justin Carter December 14, 2008

😻Nya🐊Alligator 😻Nya😩Itchy🦶Knee⌛Sand

It's a lyric of a song 😻😩

Guy: "What is the name of the song that sounded like
😻Nya🐊Alligator 😻Nya😩Itchy🦶Knee⌛Sand
😻Nya🐊Alligator
😻Nya😩Itchy🦶Knee⌛Sand"

by /gamerule keepinventory true August 5, 2021

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021

Alligator

A Florida dangerous log

Friend: Hey, look, there is a Florida dangerous log in the lake! Other friend: Wait, what is that? Me: It's an Alligator! Life guard: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE LAKE!

by Galexygirl2711 October 31, 2020