the hairy dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?

Aleena: why yes

Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

treetops are touching the ground

When you become older and your chest starts to sag.

"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are touching the ground."

by Becs The Secretary May 30, 2006

treein' the bees

See "trippin' balls".
A foreshortened version of "trippin' balls", abbreviated to "T-ing Bs" and then re-expanded to "Treeing The Bees" or "Treein' the Bees".

Especially effective in a descriptive sense, as someone trippin' balls would see a bunch of imaginary bees and have some druggy compulsion to get every last one of them back into a tree.

Also helpful when speaking in code around authority figures.

"Dude, he was treein' the bees last night, I can't even say what he was on."

by Reverend Burrell August 29, 2009

Different trees in the same orchard

When people are almost similar, but not exactly the same. The same kind of tree, but the branches are different, some have more leaves than others.

"They're both assholes, but in different ways."
"Yeah, they're like different trees in the same orchard."

by astroban1231 October 10, 2020

Treeman_The_Game

Best Game in the World. The Producer earned Trillions of Dollars. The Producer are also known as the coolest People on Earth

Treeman_The_Game is one of the bst Games i´ve ever played

by Der Bre April 26, 2021