Sporking

When you are spooning, the you know what slips in the you know what
The spooning turned into the sporking as the fun began
by TheDingDong March 11, 2021
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Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.
Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.
by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022
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Sporking

The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.

time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15

Past tense ; sporked
He got sporked during the match
You shouldn't be sporking anyone
by OluwaHefner March 21, 2019
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Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.
Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.
by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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dinkle spork

IT IS A SHOOTING BELLOW EATING SHEEP, IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN YOU ARE A REALLY WEIRD WEIRDO, SO YA
wow, they are so weird, no wonder their name is dinkle spork
by Pilot_Mousy March 23, 2018
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spork it

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.
Spork it before you fork it, man.
by sporkin it all day August 04, 2010
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