Scat helmet

This is a rubbery helmet that a person wears while participating in the sexual activity of 'scat' (poo sex). It is used to prevent poo from getting to ones hair, as poo is quite hard to wash out of hair.

Dude man i have to take a shit let's do some scat! OMFG HOLD IT IN MAN LET ME GET MY SCAT HELMET FIRST I'VE JUST HAD A SHOWER!

by lolerface September 11, 2008

IM scat

The instant message pheonetical representation of the more common jazz vocal improvization.

IM scat:
da da de de deedle deeeeedle deedleleeee
skadoop bop deedle deedle
bumbee ziggly zee

by bobzeilstra December 23, 2008

scat kink

Being aroused by poop

“Dude, im so attracted to poop, i think i have a scat kink”

by duh bitchez July 10, 2022

scat child

Instead of coming out of the vagina it comes out of the anus. It is nornally concieved after participating in a clevland steamer.

"the lady poped a baby out" after having sex with my homeboy narik 69.

"HONEY, LETS HAVE A SCAT CHILD"

"COONEY MY BOY"

by jAMES coonry July 4, 2006

Scat-Rat

A guy who loves to give butthole pleasures; a guy into anal sex

Ron Jeremy is a Scat-Rat!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016