duped shovel

a sentence said by the internet funny man know as soundsmorf

soundsmith: hey guys im buying duped shovels send me a trade offer

by local gaming man September 11, 2021

Shovel Warrior

A girl that is so ugly it looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel

Damn! That chick is a huge Shovel Warrior, she wore that one right in the face!

by Pittbull March 24, 2005

Shovel Daddy

A shovel daddy is basically the gay equivalent of a sugar daddy who is usually much older than his partner(s) and is always a pitcher not a catcher

"where did you get all this money bro?"
"Well... I kinda got a shovel daddy"

by Jeff loves dick 69420 June 11, 2018

Shovel Syndrome

Someone that looks like they got hit in the face wtih a shovel and their face went flat.

Damn that girl Misty has shovel syndrome

by mothafuckaimill95136 January 7, 2012

shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.

by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014

cum shoveling

Noun. removal of the extant semen from the vagina/anus/oral cavity deposited during previous sessions of intercourse.

indicative of unprotected sex.

often the shape of the human penis, the glans tend to be wider than the shaft immediately proximal to it, facilitates this process.

Ben: One evening this girl came to my flat and we had sex, after we'd finished I realised I had cum shoveled her.

Mate 1: gross

Ben: I wasn't always like this, now I'm reduced to cum shoveling.

by Dr. Sexytime November 2, 2013

Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.

1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.

by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010