Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

by crack June 26, 2009

Cum Pod

When you take a tide pod And put it up your ass so far that you jizz laundry detergent.

Damn bro I really miss that cum pod

by Daddy short dick Nate October 15, 2019

ear pod's

this is my dad's word for air pod's

hey y/n can you pass me my ear pod's

by y/n March 01, 2021

POD

The abreviation for the term " print on demand" the newest technology for publishing books.

Writersworld is a POD " print on demand" book publisher.

by Graham Cook May 12, 2006

Escape Pods

Small, individual, escape ships. Often, found in a crate of Hamdingers.

"They're getting away in the.....escape pods."

by TexanMarine September 09, 2005

Air pods

A device only rich people have.

Girl: Cool Air pods
Boy: Sorry I don't speak broke

by xoxo gi May 31, 2019

Tide Pod

A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.

Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?

Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies

by Ｉ Ｗ Ａ Ｎ Ｔ Ｔ Ｏ Ｄ Ｉ Ｅ January 17, 2018