Mummy

As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.

Never again, she is a mummy in bed.

I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Mummy

A younger persons way of saying mum. And if you're over 16 and still calling your mum mummy get your fucken act together and get a job

16 year old: mummy when's dinner?!

Mum: GROW UP AND CALL ME MUM!!! And dinner will be ready in five minutes

by Trolling since 01 January 30, 2017

Scummy Mummy

Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'

A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.

by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019

Sweet Mummy

A Sweet Mummy is the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a man’s penis. Then proceeding to consume it with your mouth off the fallus.

She doesn’t give head, she is more into a good sweet mummy.

by hotsasserking69 May 10, 2025

Mummy

Mum/Mummy is a godly, beautiful, loving, euphoric, funny, kind, silly and the weirdest person you will ever know. She will always have your back, more than your friends do!

My mummy is my life, I love her with all my heart❤️

by Madison Butler January 23, 2019

Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018

Death mummy Gaynor

Leader of the gaynor death cult

Death mummy gaynor is fit.

by popegaynor July 1, 2022