Kiev Mule

A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!
"Let's drop the Moscow and call it a Kiev Mule... Russia does't deserve such a yummy drink."
by Dadhole June 16, 2022
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Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.
So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.
by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021
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Mule headed

One having an overly large head.
Friend : that girls is so fine!
Me: please that girl is mule headed. Got a head like a hen dirt dauber.
by Pow pow raider February 27, 2018
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Molly Mule

While having sex with a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks up striking her partner in the face and or chest.
Man, I was hitting this chick so hard from behind last night that she bucked up kicked me in my chest. Bitch Molly Muled me
by Pete Incaviglia February 17, 2021
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Molly Mule

When taking a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks her partner in the face and or chest
Dude, what’s that bruise on your chest? I was banging this chick from behind last night and she Molly Muled me when she came.
by Pete Incaviglia February 17, 2021
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fuel mule

1.) Any transportation device that consumes petrol and hauls you cargo.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.
1.) Mom took the fuel mule to the grocery store and brought home food.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.
by djsee4 February 26, 2009
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Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka
A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!
by Wrg2017 July 07, 2018
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