The Veitch method

Deprived from ancient Scotland the Veitch method is the well known act of completing a task in the best way possible. Carried through traditions "The Veitch Method" is widely regarded amongst those who wish to complete tasks not only efficiently but the best way.

I am going to build a deck, and I will be using "The Veitch method" for deck construction (The best way.)

by Ethan.M July 20, 2022

The psyops method

Ban anyone for doing anything remotely funny cos you're a loser with nothing to do + he's Brazilian :thumbsup: :sob:

dude this discord moderator is using the psyops method

by goyardshoppingbags August 30, 2023

Method To Madness

Definition for when someone does something seemingly crazy (i.e mad) for something of greater good.

Some evil guy: I'm going to blow up the city, there's a method to madness here.

Gramma Nasi: That's not how you use that term.

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf August 18, 2021

The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.

Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.

by CC_021 May 12, 2019

The Fitsgerald Method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home and smoke meth-amphetamine.

i didn't want to be a pussy.. but i am.. so i pulled The Fitsgerald Method and sent my friend to do my fighting.. The meth was shitty.. because i can't even do that right.

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016

the kyle method

when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil

"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad

by Thymuffinman December 14, 2021

The Benson Method

The Benson Method: When an enemy boards your vehicle in such a way that neither party can harm the other, the driver of the vehicle shall pull a Benson and drive off a nearby cliff, thus neutralizing the threat at the expense of ones self.

Man I was playing Halo the other day and my friend totally pulled the Benson Method on me

A guy tried to take Jim's car the other day but he Benson'd off the bridge.

by Condor027 April 30, 2011