Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.

"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."

by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019

Carrara markets

A market in the gold coast that sells some pretty cool stuff.

But it's advertised on the tv all the time AND IT WON'T STFU.

Poe: wanna head to Carrara markets with me?
Daryl: CARRARA MARKETS!
Poe: stfu darylin
Daryl: stfu kung fu panda ass

by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021

Union Market

A sign of gentrification by yuppie millennial hipsters, particularly those who have handlebar mustaches and use the words artisanal and alkaline excessively and enjoy cheese plates.

“What happened to the East Village?”
“They put a Union Market in”

by Pistol river pocket gopher May 4, 2020

Market Basket

the place where your hopes and dreams die

“Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”

by theweirdworker October 17, 2022

Chaw Market

A name usually used to refer to the local market/gas station where a majority of people get their chewing tobacco from.

"Me and Dave gotta head to the chaw market before the game today."

by DDAYCH April 2, 2017

tard market

name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense

Discogs.com is a tard market

by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017

fractal marketing

Fractal marketing is the process by which a product or service is promoted through modern electronic media and is subsequently picked up and scattered by potential consumers.

Whereas viral marketing presupposes that a consumer is infected with the intended message, fractal marketing reflects that the consumer modifies the message: it's still part of the snowflake's pattern, just a unique piece of it.

An example of fractal marketing would be Apple's Switch campaign of 2002 and Ellen Feiss's subsequently marketed web identity. They are affiliated, they are part of the same pattern, but this outcome could not be predicted by Apple.

by Olwen Lloyd December 12, 2008