Parched Lasagna

When her pussy is so dry it's looking like a desert. It's looking like the crusty land where it's so dry even the fucking earth can't handle it. It looks like the legendary tale of the Sand Nigga Drought®, where it was so dry they played the Dust Bowl, and won the national championship. Dust bowl is where they create a bowl out of their saliva, put sand in it and continue to devour the sand. In ancient times, sand was the primary source of food. They had eaten so much sand that they had the legendary nick name Sand Nigga. The Sand Niggas were the most feared clan of Africa. They had the strongest weapons, such as the sand dagger, and the drenched niglet.

Rachel: damn my pussy is looking like a parched lasagna
Isaiah: thats hot
Popeyes: what the fuck

by You sad human March 20, 2019

Poop lasagna

Jake Paul

Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.

by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020

blood lasagna

When u put period blood in lasanga to attract ur lover.

Girl just make him a blood lasagna's to keep him coming back

by StarZ420 May 25, 2017

Lasagna Pussy

When her pussy has multiple layers of cum on it giving it a lasagna texture.

Bro I was finna smash zaiboon last night but she had a lasagna pussy. That shit was cheesy.

by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

Lasagna Girl

A girl who you want to perform oral sex on.

I'm gonna eat that bitch's pussy like lasagna.

Look at that hot lasagna girl! Damn, what I wouldnt give to just spread her legs and...

by Phryan March 3, 2019

Fish Lasagna

Clean version of “Bitch Lasagna”, by Pewdiepie. It still means the same thing as ‘Bitch Lasagna’.

Some kid vibin at 3AM:
“Fish Lasagna, Fish Lasagna, T-series ain’t nothin but a Fish Lasagna.”

by Some kid bored at 12:18AM March 20, 2020

BITCH LASAGNA

THE WORD THAT MAKES YOU INSANTLY SUBSCRIBED TO PEWDIEPIE!

BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, BITCH LASAGNA!, T SERIES AIN'T NOTHING BUT A BITCHH LASSSAGNNAA!

by SNOWYFLYS March 5, 2019