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Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.
I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail
by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022
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Jail Daddy

Much like a Sugar daddy a Jail Daddy spoils an inmate male or female while they are locked up. Putting money on their phone and commisary accounts and sometimes visting them.
My Jail Daddy ordered me a subscription to Vogue and put money on my books.
by Mormonpimp July 23, 2023
mugGet the Jail Daddymug.

gay jail

Two words gay and jail. You go inside and be Happy AF.
Hey did you just get a new car?

Yes but I’m going to gay jail with or without my baby bro. Xo
by paranoid37 May 6, 2018
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jail crazy

The term jail crazy describes that one friend you want to take to jail with you, if you go. That jail crazy friend would make jail much more tolerable because they don't take crap and have a this is how it's going to be attitude. They also seem to make most situations more fun.
If I ever go to jail, I want this friend to go with me because he/she is jail crazy.
by okcongirl September 25, 2019
mugGet the jail crazymug.

Covid Jail

Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”
by WonderBlox May 10, 2022
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May jailing

Getting high and being depressed, named after May jailer
by mjxx77 January 14, 2018
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comedy jail

a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun
i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon
by gotta sweep December 28, 2020
mugGet the comedy jailmug.

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