*someone struggling to carry a bass*
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians
by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg September 28, 2017
Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.
by FAYGO_IZ_LIFE January 31, 2019
by Egyptian Leapfrog Player September 03, 2011
When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 05, 2010
When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.
by DaCockGobbler June 19, 2020
the act of sticking one fist up a girls vagina and the other fist in her butt and having her clench as hard as she can.
Joe: So how was your night with your girlfriend?
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
Tyler: Awesome! She's really into Egyptian handcuffs.
by joesmith875 August 09, 2011
When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.
P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!
by fucjsucnsluts July 09, 2017