microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE

My apartment has a microwave of doom

by trezzbishhhh April 24, 2011

Spears of Doom

When you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. This facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 O'clock shadow or scruff. So this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.

Last night I was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little Spears of Doom were cutting her face.

by straitm December 16, 2011

Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.

Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!

by gothangelic March 04, 2009

pencil of doom

A super weapon of mass destruction, owned by Adolf Hitler in the Downfall parodies.

Hitler: I shall kill fucking Fegelein once and for all with my pencil of doom!

by Untergang fan May 28, 2017

Doom eternal

One of the best games of history

Doom eternal is so good

by Hehrhth February 26, 2022

Doom Chimney

When your chick taken' a hit off of the bong, while she's slobbin' your knob and your dick gets stuck in the bong.

Dude, last night Athrin's wife was getting high as fuck giving me a blow job and ended up giving me a Doom Chimney, instead! -Ashe

by James A. Miller April 28, 2018

Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018