I'm going to walk the cat.

Getting a female to have intercourse with you.

James: "What good with that prospect?"
Pip: "Ah, I'm going to walk the cat."
James: "Ahhh ya!" (Slap Hands)

by Ryan Prewitt February 23, 2008

Shaving the cat's back

When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.

Billy ran out of chronic late friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.

by Salmgina February 16, 2010

wash the cat

An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.

Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.

by EastCoastBronco October 25, 2013

lick the cat's ass

the act of doing nothing; dire boredom

guy 1: "What's up?"

guy 2: "I've just been staying home every night lately, licking the cat's ass."

by Cubi August 27, 2005

pump the cat

when two or more people have sexual intercorse with an upside down woman and they creampie her

after they are done ejaculating into the womans vagina they push on her stomach or lower region to push ouch the semen

yo this chick was so spread after we pumped her cat last week
damn u need to pump the cat

by gaping nut sack June 27, 2009

scoot the cat

To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.

My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.

by The Radical Tad May 8, 2008

put the cat in the bin

An expression used to signify a harmful action without proper reason.

Derived from the incident in Coventry, England, in which Mary Bale placed a cat in a wheelie bin seemingly with no motivation.

I totally shouldn't have hit out at my buddy like that. I really put the cat in the bin with that one..

by ceebs123 August 25, 2010