barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.

Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.

by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017

barber

cool; heat; awesome; swag; above other(s); drip

seeing something that is super well put together, well thought out, or an expression

Ruby: damn his outfits hella tight, look how nicely it’s put together!

Tierney: forreal that shits barber asf

by Tierbey August 14, 2021

Barberism

The Barberism Religion is a sacred religion, consisting of devotees to worshipping Lord Barber. Lord Barber is a man of intellect worth a religion to himself, therefore we needed him in the dictionary. Founded by Chrishan K, we must all be Barberists.

Chrishan K- 'Barberism, Barber forever'
Pranav- What are you talking about Chrishan?
Chrishan K- Don't worry, soon you will be a Barberist too.

by THE BARBERISTS February 12, 2021

Mercy Barber

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick

i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs

by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022

Kahlee Maraea Barber

The happiest woman in the world, with her king Daniel by her side

She sat on his cock, and became forever his queen. Mrs Kahlee Maraea Barber to you now

by BLOWJOBQUEEN87 May 31, 2022

Barber goonsuitcasing

When you ask your barber for a low taper fade and instead he braids your head hair and ass hair and carries you like a suitcase and then proceeds to flickergoon and cum Inside your ass

I wanted to get a low taper fade but my barber James gave me a barber goonsuitcasing

by Lebombom February 18, 2025

g'd your barber

When your genitalia smells like the b82

Damn yo, who just g'd your barber

by Jimbles nontronbo March 28, 2014