When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
by dirty raul September 03, 2014
by ceedee1950 May 08, 2023
When your haircut is soo fucked,
You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.
by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023
A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!
Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.
by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024
by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021
Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.
Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.
by twenty one pilots chicken April 25, 2024