The most athletic guy in school

Being the most an athletic guy in elementary school or something meant that you were one of the popular boys, and every other guy wants to be you friend.

Did you see Chad do a 1 mile sprint? - Sam
Yeah, I wanna be his friend so badly man.- Jadiel
He is also The most athletic guy in school right now.. - Garfield

by EpixxPerson March 19, 2022

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The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

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The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

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The Benefits of time management for athletes and non-athletes

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Joke-Athlete

“As Carters skills dimenished the team cheered at any minor accomplishment; Carter was a joke-athlete.”

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creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.

Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"

by fukcer192 March 06, 2024

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