Terminal Diarrhea

(tur-muh-nuhl dai-ur-ee-uh) : noun : Not to be confused with Terminal Poop Disorder, Terminal Diarrhea is an affliction that can have many different cuases. For example harsh medications, food poisoning or binge drinking to name just a few. The main characteristic of this affliction is that The afflicted is 100% sure that they are about to shit themselves to death (in some cases rightfully so).

"Bill are you okay in there?" asked Susie knocking on the bathroom door.

"No!" exclaimed Bill "I've been drinking Mad Dog 2020 for a week now, my insides are hanging out of my asshole and I think I'm going to shit myself to death".

"Oh no" say's Susie sadly "Bill, I think you have Terminal Diarrhea"

See also: Explosive Diarrhea

by The Great White Monkey April 6, 2021

terminator juice

when the blood rushes to your penis making it stand seven feet tall in height.

My Dick Is On Terminator juice

by Rapper Bios April 25, 2021

Termite mouth

When she really wants to munch on your wood

Man my girl had termite mouth last night so bad she blew me in the car on the way home.

by Trd222 June 23, 2021

terminallycaprici0s

formerly milkypepsi
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the biggest karkat kinnie in the entire homestuck fandom in denial

“dude terminallycaprici0s is such a karkat kinnie it’s insane”

“right they’re always denying it, as if the first stage of grief isn’t denial…”

by austrella July 24, 2021

Termage

(n)

1. another way to say “term” (such as terminology)

2. a transition word from one sentence to another

“This is the exact termage, on the top of this paper.”

by prince.bear November 27, 2021

termichael

someone who gives you a term before the definition

“This dude just said the term BEFORE giving me the definition, that fuckin termichael”

by bum_koi November 30, 2022

termfarting

Coining a new term or reviving an old one to accuse someone in order to win an argument or feel superior.

-Try adding milk after the pot cool down a bit.
-I will do as I please. Stop mansplaining!
-I didn't! I just educated you on a matter you are clearly ignorant about.You stop termfarting!

by basicozi February 23, 2023