telling a minty

someone that has told a blatant lie and has been caught out doing so.

I'm telling ya i haven't got any holiday snaps cos i lost my phone ( posted 3 hours ago via mobile)

I think someones telling a minty .......

by hippy71 June 23, 2013

People keep telling me to kill myself

I wonder if I should do it

People keep telling me to kill myself

by Spatro February 27, 2021

Telisha

Telisha aka Telislut aka Telitroll is the biggest troll in the whole history of the Korean pop. BOOM!

Telisha: I can't sing or speak korean, but I want to become Kpop singer.
All: AHAHAHA TROOOLOLOLOL

Telisha: Everybody thought I was just another dancer...
All: AHAHAHA TROOOLOLOLOL

Telisha: My fans created for me translation twitter account, so now can be my english tweets translated into English.
All: AHAHAHA TROOOLOLOLOL

Telisha's kpop single: English...English...English...blahblah (noone understands) saranghae...English... English....again blahblah saranghae part...English. THE END

All: Yes Telisha, you are such a big troll.

by randompoorgroupie November 23, 2011

Telistubby

(Adj.)- Characterized by being notoriously short, corny and tubby (usually used to describe a female).

Convo:
-" Yo, dude I'm smashed right now. I'm going to go talk to that fat chick."

- " I'm gonna get that telistubby to go get me some bubbly"

by MMBeast January 7, 2008

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

Teonis

A girl that stinks and loves to start or be in drama. She reeks of fish from miles away and runs the streets like a animal. She looks like she needa be in a zoo or sum.

Eww here come that stank bitch Teonis

by Nobody knows September 23, 2018

Teonis

A girl that stinks and loves to start or be in drama. She reeks of fish from miles away and runs the streets like a animal. She looks like she needa be in a zoo or sum.

Eww here come that stank bitch Teonis

by Nobody knows September 23, 2018