Tease and Punch

Tease and punch is when a man masturbates up to the exact point of ejaculation at which point he punches himself in the cock to stop himself from blowing a load. The process is repeated over and over again to experience a consistent stream of highs until the cock is too bruised and/or chaffed to continue, at which point he relieves himself. However, lube is often used to prolong the duration that the average cock can endure. It is a technique practiced by those unable to master Tantric sex, however some experience mild addictions leading to reclusive behaviour and feeling less aroused by their partners.

Last night I had a Tease and Punch marathon, but it hurt so bad that I couldn't walk and had to work from home the next day.

by J-dawg of Brixton January 2, 2008

tease one out

The act of masturbation when performed by a man.

Guy: "I'm just off to my room to tease one out"
Mum: "OK, but be quick, dinners nearly ready"

by WingusDingus May 15, 2007

Tease and squeeze

It is prison slang, which means "torture and murder".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".

ex. I was put to prison for "tease and squeeze".

by The albanian translator November 12, 2009

Tease

A girl who always flirts with guys, but denies that shes doing it. She's usually the only girl hanging out with a group of guys.

That girl, B.S., is such a tease. She always flirts with all of the guys.

by ThatOneLonerGuy June 16, 2009

Facebook tease

a person who leaves cryptic messages in their status or on people's walls to elicit comments such as "what?" "do tell" and "are you OK?" or just to seem mysterious and inaccessible.

Facebook tease (status update) "re-thinking things ..."
Facebook tease (status update) "the devil you know or the devil you don't know?"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "let's do that thing we talked about"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "sending you a private message about what happened last night"

by dirty microphone January 20, 2010

text tease

A girl that gives you blue balls over text, and never actually does anything sexual with the boy. only teasing them and getting their hopes up.

text tease: I'm coming over now to fuck your brains out
boy: ok, when?
text tease: not right now, im busy. maybe later

by IJTB December 26, 2010

tease

Someone who makes you think you guys have something going, but shes just playing with your emotions.

Diana gave me blue balls the other night. She is such a Tease.

by Ivan Afu Ckalot July 28, 2006