George Clinton Tea Bagged

Being draped in the face with the funkiest taint or nut-sac around.

"Damn man you stink. You smell like you got GEORGE CLINTON TEA BAGGED!" This term is derived from teh mean streets of baltimore city.

by SlappyMeats March 2, 2007

Swiss Army Tea Bag

When a man with peni (more than one penis) resembling a swiss-army knife uses the comb component to straighten a girl's eyebrows while she tea bags him.

Chadwell: Hey Billiam, last night Sarah-Beth definitely swiss army tea bagged me.

Billiam: Why did she do that?

Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.

by Chicago AJ May 15, 2009

Mouse tail tea bag

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.

I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

Reverse Blind Tea Bag

The reverse of the Blind Tea Bag. (Left eye, left nut)

When someone is falling asleep early at a party, another member of the party will then open the RIGHT eye and put the RIGHT nut on it.

Billy: I think I should get some sleep.
Phillip: Awe, Billy. I swear to god, this time we'll REVERSE blind tea bag you.
Billy: NOT MY RIGHT EYE.

by Teenie Bear July 4, 2009

cold tile tea-bagging

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

by floydandsky September 23, 2011

Long Island Ice Tea bag

When a man places his balls on an ice tray for 30 seconds and then places his ball sac on another persons face and/or mouth. This maneuver can be performed to a willing participant or preferably to someone who is sleeping or passed out.

Yo if this bitch dont get her shit straight im gona have to long island ice tea bag her.

by Ballzinyomouf April 19, 2009

Irish Wake Tea Bag

Filling your dead friend's mouth with whiskey and tea bagging them at the funeral.

Patrick's funeral is today, I shaved my balls and got 25 year old whiskey for him. Can't wait to give him a proper Irish Wake Tea Bag.

by Justin The Almighty November 21, 2018